Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
