He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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