haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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