I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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