3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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