Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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