alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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