even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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