He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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