He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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