Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Randomize
