i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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