Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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