Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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