All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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