I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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