turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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