We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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