I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Randomize