i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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