Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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