Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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