you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Let's get the cat blown out
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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