That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Randomize
