Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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