There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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