epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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