Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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