Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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