What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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