I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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