Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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