I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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