Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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