He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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