Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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