Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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