i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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