garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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