i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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