We're facebook friends in real life
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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