what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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