so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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