hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You have to summon your inner elephant
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
don't judge my taste in strippers
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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