She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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