wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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