I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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