they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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