let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
