hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
