hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
