so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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