I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
MIDGETS
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When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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