so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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