took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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