FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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