I don't usually arrange sex via text message
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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