So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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