a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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